Dealbreakers.

1. People who drive less than 80 in the fast lane.
2. Chicks with egoes, especially when they're not even hot.
3. Negativity, unless artfully done.

Phrase Coinage.

"L.A. cool"

L.A. cool is like being Paul Newman cool, but geographically-specific to invidivuals in the Los Angeles area. It's used to describe someone who maintains coolness and calmness despite seeing or being accosted by any of the visually-alarming people indigenous to the Los Angeles area. For example:
-a half-naked man in full-on Geisha makeup.
-a decibally-challenged, dreadlocked panhandler who insists you stay and listen to his story, despite it having no continuity and being started from somewhere in the middle
-an SUV full of Armenian gangsters speaking to you as if you are a prostitute who just ripped them off
-a Marilyn Manson look-a-like, only scarier, seen quietly walking through your apartment complex
-two drugged-up, vintage-clad, incoherently antagonistic transsexuals, who-- anywhere else in the country, would immediately be arrested for charges to be determined later
-people who look like escapees of a mental institution

People who are very specific and common to the Los Angeles area, and who would challenge even a Newman-esque temperment.

L.A. cool.

Mysteries of the Universe.

I remember this one time I was at my friend's house and one of his friends was over there, this white guy. He was messing around on his laptop and he wanted to show us a porno so he called us over. He logged on to his account at BigBlackCocks.com and started playing a video. I couldn't get over that. I kept wondering, why does this guy have a membership to BigBlackCocks.com? He's not even black. I didn't even watch the video. I just stood there staring at the back of this guy's head, puzzled.
Also:
Why are all the top fashion designers so ugly?
Why aren't you allowed to show drinking in alcohol commercials?
Why are prisoners allowed to lift weights and get stronger?