Invention of a New Phrase.

dick-grabbingly hot: when a female is so attractive one must grab their own penis upon observing her.

example: "dude, have you seen Cameron Diaz in The Mask? She was dick-grabbingly hot."

italics.

chuckfucius say: old people old... but young people dumb.

double-u tee eff, man.

Funny how eat. pray. love. has become all about Julia Roberts and not Elizabeth Gilbert, the writer who it's based upon.

Wasteland.

There appears to be a culture of ignorance when it comes to people of Asian descent.