i am.

i am a HIGH CLASS DEGENERATE.
i am a SCUM-SUCKING SAINT.
i am an ALL-STAR LOSER.
i am a BRILLIANT DOUCHEBAG.
i am a PRICELESS WASTE OF SPACE.
i am a MORONIC GENIUS.
i am a VALUABLE PIECE OF GARBAGE.
i am a WORTHLESS GEM.
i am a PRINCELY SACK OF SHIT.
i am a TALENTED HACK.
i am a CREATIVE PLAGERISER.
i am a PERVERTED GENTLEMAN.
i am an UNTRUSTWORTHY ANGEL.
i am a DEVIOUS PRIEST.
i am a BACK STABBING LOYALIST.
i am a CHILDISH ADULT.
i am an IMMATURE GROWN-UP.
i am a RELAXED NERVOUS WRECK.
i am a HIGHLY MEDICATED HOMEOPATH.
i am a DYSLEXIC DYSLEXIC.
i am a GOD-FEARING SATANIST.
i am a BEASTIALITY-LOVING VEGAN.
i am a VISUAL BLIND MAN.
i am a DEAF MUTE WHO YELLS TOO MUCH.
i am a RESPECTFUL MISOGYNIST.
i am an AMATEUR GYNOCOLOGIST.
i am a HOMOPHOBIC LATENT HOMOSEXUAL.
i am an AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.
i am also AGGRESSIVELY APATHETIC.
and i am DIARHETTICALLY INCONTINENT.