Your Standards of Beauty.

tell me these bitches don't all look alike...



j. lo and mandy moore













beyonce and shakira










heidi klum and gwyneth paltrow













jessica simpson and a young pamela anderson










ashley tisdale and one of those chicks from the hills













keira knightely and natalie portman













evangeline lily and jessica biel












rebecca romijn and rachel hunter












ben kingsley and britney spears


















if you've masturbated to one, you've masturbated to all. seacrest, out.