WHERE MY EGGS, BITCH?!

TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD.REFRAIN FROM USE OF SEMI-COLON.REFRAIN FROM USING THE PASSIVE VOICE.REVISE SENTENCE FOR VERB FORM.ADD ADJECTIVES.NO SPACES BEFORE THE BRACKET CLOSE.USE COMMAS CORRECTLY.SENTENCE FRAGMENT.RUN ON SENTENCES.DONT ADD WORDS.DONT ADD CREATIVITY.MAKE IT SOUND PROFESSIONAL.TECHNICAL GRAMMAR.THIS VERB DOESN’T BELONG HERE.WHAT THE FUCK IS A PREPOSITION.THE ADVERB SHOULD GO AFTER THE NOUN.OR DOES THE NOUN GO AFTER THE ADVERB.DONT USE THE PASSIVE VOICE.FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU.DONT JUMP FROM FIRST PERSON.NARRATIVE.NARRATIVE.NARRATIVE.ARE YOU COMPREHENDING.DO YOU UNDERSTAND.IS THIS CORRECT.CAN I GET A WITNESS.DEATH TO THE ART.DEATH TO THE PLEASURE.DEATH TO THE EYES.DEATH TO THE VADER.