Periwinkle is a colour

i found this hooker today in the personal ads. i decided to call her up because she had her own website and on it i found a bunch of kinky, sexual pictures she had posted. i spoke to her about how much it would cost for an hour and decided it would be well worth it. she came over about forty-five minutes later and she was a lot more beat-looking than i had anticipated. she looked like she was an addict of some kind of controlled substance. naturally, this did not deter my drive to shove my penis in her. anyhoo, we chit chatted for a little while and she ultimately asked me to show her my bedroom. taking the cue, i took her to my room and showed her my room, my belongings, and naturally-- my bed. she asked my what goes on on my bed. i told her a lot of things she didn't want to know. she asked me "like what?" sleeping, mainly, i replied. she stated she could show me a few things on my bed that were different from sleeping and i graciously accepted her invitation. she lied down on the bed and spread her legs open, "spread eagle" style. she told me to come forth and show her what i was made of. i told her i would come forth, but if i showed her what i was truly made of she'd probably take my money and run out laughing. i made out with her for a while until my penis became chubbed up enough to do the deed. she wanted me to spank her and i asked her if she was naughty. she told me she was. i told her she should probably go to confessional but continued to spank her. she asked me to show her how big and hard my penis was and i told her i could only show her half of her request: i could show her how hard it was but how big it was was entirely subjective. i stripped down naked and proceded to give her the hardest, most determinedly disappointing sex of her prostitutional career and once it was over she asked me if i wanted to do it again in a few minutes. i declined to answer and fell unconsciously asleep. once i awoke i saw that she had departed and that all the money in my wallet was gone. that was fine, it was less than i had agreed to pay her to begin with. naturally, i got up, washed my genitals, then began looking through the personals again. how was your day?