jesus job interview.

jesus: i am son of our lord, savior for all of humanity. i shalt die for thou sins.


subway manager: um, yeah. do you have experience doing customer service?
jesus: what? i serve all of mankind.
subway manger: do you know how to make a blt?
jesus: what is this... "blt?"
subway manager: a bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
jesus: i know not of this.
subway manager: we offer paid training and flexible hours.
jesus: i know not of this. do you know of the lord?
subway manager: why are you here?
jesus: my rent is due.
subway manager: when can you start?
jesus: i can start whenever he calls upon me.
subway manager: do you know how to fill out a timecard?
jesus: i know not of this "timecard."
subway manager: thank you for coming in. i'll review your application and be in touch with you.
jesus: i have nothing but unconditional love for you and all of your kind.
subway manager: please get out now.