jesus getting hit on by a horny woman at a bar.

horny woman: hey good lookin'! what's your name!
jesus: mine? my name is jesus.
horny woman: coool. you from around here?
jesus: i am from... here, yes.
horny woman: coool. care to buy me a drink?
jesus: i would but... i have no money. nor do i advocate excessive consumption of alcohol.
horny woman: oh, you're one of "those!" what the hell you doing here, then?
jesus: i just wandered in... for a meal.
horny woman: you can't eat the damn food here, everything is drenched in grease!
jesus: ...oh.
horny woman: how bout you and i get the hell out of here and go get somethin' to eat back at my place! i only live up the street!
jesus: i would be utterly appreciative.
horny woman: hold on, let me close out my tab!

(later. night. back at her apartment)

jesus: oh!
horny woman: oh, i'm sorry! was that your thigh! ha!
jesus: oh, you are holding on to it.
horny woman: that ain't all i'm plannin' to hold on to, if you know what i mean!
jesus: oh! i do not know... this does not feel right...
horny woman: that's cuz we ain't nekkid yet!
jesus: oh! but you said i was to come with you for a meal?
horny woman: jesus baby, you cum with me and i'll give you more than a little somethin' to eat, if you know what i mean!
jesus: oh! please! do not touch me there!
horny woman: what's a matter, baby? you a gay?
jesus: oh! that feels... incorrect!
(jesus runs out the door)
horny woman: come back here! where you going!?!