jesus @ social services.

social worker: (reading information) come in, have a seat, mr.-- christ?
jesus: (sitting) yes, that is i.
social worker: (reading) so from what i see here, it says you have never met your father?
jesus: well, not in that sense.
social worker: has he ever supported you in any way?
jesus: my father is your father, and he supports all of us in every way possible.
social worker: riiiight. what about financially? has your father ever given you any money, paid for your school, put you through college?
jesus: no.
social worker: okay, where is your father now? do you have any idea?
(jesus raises both arms up, palms up, as if to gesture "everywhere")
social worker: mr. christ do you do any kind of drugs at all?
jesus: my body is pure.
social worker: well, from what i can assess here, you are eligible to receive social security benefits under clause B.I. 19, individual hardship grant.
jesus: i did not wish to come here... but i was not aware of this "rent" thing here.
social worker: riiight. i'm going to give you a bunch of forms for you to fill out. please fill them out and return them as soon as possible, okay? that way, you can start receiving your benefits right away.
jesus: bless you my sister.
social worker: it was a pleasure. any other questions?
jesus: no. bless you fully and lovingly.
social worker: try to find a job mr. christ, it'll make things a lot easier for you.
jesus: my job is to help humanity.
social worker: so is mine. try to find one that pays.
(jesus, waving arms, exits).