How To Write a How To on How To'ing

First, get a pen or a pencil. Next, achieve a paper or napkin or something flat and light to write on with said pen or pencil. Next, place sharper end of said pen or pencil onto paper, napkin or said flat and light thing. Begin pulling or pushing said pen or pencil in varied directions to illicit ink marks or lead lines onto said paper. Using hand gripping pen or pencil, move pen or pencil in directions to write desired letters of the alphabet. Link various letters of alphabet together to create "words." Allow spaces between words by lifting said pen or pencil momentarily only to bring it back down onto paper approximately one inch from last letter written. Utilize punctuation marks like periods, exclamation points, question marks, and commas at the end of sentences.