Old School.

where have all the fucking dive bars gone. i can no longer go into the local fucking chili's bar 'n grill to enjoy my depressive states in an apple colored bar with bright blue lights and bartenders yelling about how fucking cool being fucking cool is. what the fuck? can a nigga get a table dance? i just wanna go drink somewhere dark and dank and slightly less sticky than an adult book store restroom. where have all the fucking dive bars gone. it's like, now all you have to choose from is some corporate franchise bar 'n grill that closes at eleven, or some wannabe club-type bar that has more hanger-on's crowded around the bar than a Gossip Girl dressing room. what the fuck man i just wanna eat, drink, and be lonely. shit.