TURKEY SAMMICHES

went to the coffee shop today. it was cool, they were having a kids singing and performing night. it was good to actually witness something nice and pure instead of the same old dirty adult life of alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, sex, perversion, debauchery, bondage chains, whips, ball-gag face masks, buttplugs, anal beads, nipple clamps, midget prostitutes, ass paddles, vomit stains, colostomy bags, amputee strippers, bloody condoms, browned tampons, homeless degenerates, wealthy degenerates, facial scars, feces-stained underwear, fecal matter smeared on the walls, puss-filled pimples, scat-stained faces, topless overweight homeless women, sweat-stained t-shirts, random tufts of pubic hair...

what the fuck was i talking about again?

oh yeah, kids.

can't stand 'em.