hi my name is butthair.

do you know how gross butthair is? why do we have butthair? i understand eyelashes, they are evolutionary growths to protect the eye but why do we have butthair? what is butthair protecting the butthole from? do you know how gross butthair is? it's very gross. why do we have eyebrows? why do we have butthair? why does hair grow from our butt? even monkeys have hair everywhere except the butt. why do we have small, fine hairs growing around and about our anus? what purpose do those hairs serve, except to get fecal matter smeared all over them when defecating? what is the point of butthair's existence? do you know how gross butthair is?