Let Them Be Juiced.

man, i really need some connection to the baseball commissioner. i been saying for years that baseball should not only allow steroid use, but should make it mandatory. why deny the most exhilirating aspects of the game simply for human health reasons? how cool would it be to see a real life human superman walk up to the plate and hit a 48,000 foot home run? the ball would land in the next state, or hit a plane. how fucking cool would that be? how cool would it be to see a beefed up megaman run the bases and score an inside the park home run on a routine double? he would run the bases in like eight seconds. baseball would definitely become america's greatest sport again if everyone could see an outfielder scale the wall, run up the stands, and leap off the rear of the stadium to catch a 500 foot pop fly. stadiums could supplant parking lot cameras to watch players jump off the building and land on the ashphalt, cracking it like the hulk. i dont know why everyone's trippin. there's a golden opportunity here to make baseball the most awesome game ever invented. who wouldnt want to see a player decapitated by a fastball? of course when they're not playing, baseball players would have to be caged for the public's safety