Vote for this Bitch.

I had an ephiphany today: I'm going to vote for Hillary.
I was watching a news report on Barak Obama and realized there were more things about him that I didn't like than her. If you look into Obama's eyes, you see something. I'm not sure what it is, but it's something I don't like. I think it is the possibility of trouble.
Any man still virile enough to have sex is a risk in the White House. George W. Bush is a limp-dick whiskey-brained puppet shill for ________. I don't think he'd fall to the temptation of sex because it'd be usurped by his fear of Laura. Bush's libido was replaced by his desire to be a man, hence his power complex. Any man still virile enough to have sex is a risk in the White House. Barak Obama, John Edwards, Rudy Giuliani-- all still virile enough. I would sell all my secrets for a one-night threesome with Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel and I believe they would too. Hillary Clinton wouldn't. When you look into Hillary Clinton's eyes, all you see is one thing:
Hillary Clinton is a bitch.
But being a bitch is okay, especially if you're the president. If Hillary Clinton walked into my White House bedroom and found Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel rotating seats on my penis, she'd throw the two of them out, make me scrub my dick, and send me to bed without supper. To top it off, she's a mom-bitch. That's even better.
I don't think certain parts of America would support a female presidential candidate, and I believe these parts outnumber the parts that would. But sometimes you just gotta believe and support. Come November 2008, barring some kind of egregious turn of events, Hillary Clinton for President in '08!