Some Friendly Advice.

every now and again you need to go out and get FUCKING TWISTED. you need to get so hammered you SHIT YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND DONT GIVE A WANG. you need to sit back, relax, SMOKE A GANG OF WEED and take a few sips of THE STRONGEST GODDAMN ALCOHOL MONEY CAN BUY. you need to lean back, relax, take your mind off your worries and FUCKING OBLITERATE AS MANY BRAIN CELLS AS POSSIBLE AT ONE SITTING. you need to get so FUCKING RIPPED YOU START YELLING OFFENSIVE REMARKS AT PASSING STRANGERS REGARDLESS OF HOW BIG AND VIOLENT THEY APPEAR. you need to THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND FUCK YOUR BRAIN. you need to feel the HARD PENIS OF A MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCE PENETRATE YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX AND PUSH DEEP INTO YOUR MEDULLA OBLONGATA. you need to FEEL THE HARD COCK OF WASTEDNESS PUMP DEEP AND HARD INTO YOUR BRAIN, CAUSING YOUR MIND TO GET FUCKED. sometimes, you just need to RAPE A FARM ANIMAL. friends... you need to relax.