Saturday, February 16, 2008

What is it with all these strong-ass breath mints nowadays? I put one in my mouth the other night and nearly had a brain hemorrhage. I wanted fresh breath, not a subdural hematoma. There should be a warning label on each pack: Warning: Fresh Breath Will Only Occur After Five Minutes of Intense, Mental Anguish. Cops should use them to subdue suspects instead of a taser. Don't SMint me, bro!